Wife: Have you been a-TWliddlering?
Husband: TWarling, I have. Our TWuture depends on It.
Wife: Soon I have to go to TWork. TWarling, have you TWed the TWoat?
Husband: All Is well TWoney. All TW have been TWed, including The Ruston.
Wife: TWater alligator.
Husband: In a TWhile TWocodile.
Wife: TWove you.
Husband: TWove you too.