Do you speak TWikiglese?

Wife: Have you been a-TWliddlering?

Husband: TWarling, I have. Our TWuture depends on It.

Wife: Soon I have to go to TWork. TWarling, have you TWed the TWoat?

Husband: All Is well TWoney. All TW have been TWed, including The Ruston.

Wife: TWater alligator.

Husband: In a TWhile TWocodile.

Wife: TWove you.

Husband: TWove you too.